Disclaimer

I'm not much of a lawyer and so I'll put it plainly,

"You can not sue me if anything on this website causes any kind of loss to you or any animate or inanimate object, idea or concept. You accept full responsibility of consequences from reading this website.

So if your goldfish dies while you're reading this, or for that matter, engaged in any act that is even remotely linked to this website or me, its entirely YOUR fault and NOT mine."